If you’re sassy and you know it clap your hands I’ve been sassy for as long as I can remember. I’m not sure how it happened, but I’m sure of when it happened. Birth. It could have been a perfect blend of genetics and perhaps an environment in which my sassy self could thrive. But
1. The patriarchy Need I say more? 2. Our bodies constantly changing Why do they change so much, you ask? Well, to name a few: Hormones and babies and aging and the time of year and your zodiac sign and the moon cycle and the weather outside and whether or not Punxsutawney Phil saw his
You know the saying “happiness is a choice?” Personally, I’m a little skeptical of the phrase. People talk about happiness like it’s a static state of mind. But, like most things in life, it’s quite temporary. Happiness comes and goes. So while we can choose happiness in one moment, the next moment we may not
I should’ve just stayed home.
This is honestly getting out of hand. “Today is National Penguin Awareness Day!” “Don’t forget to eat dessert, it’s National Cheesecake Day!” “Happy National Yellow Bat Day!” (I’m not even making this up, this is legitimate.) A couple of days ago was “National Pay Your Friend Back Day”??????????? It’s safe to say I have some
I need you to know, this was painful to admit.
BUZZ OFF, BETTY